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"A cult is a religion with no political power." -- Wolfe
"A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest."
"A pious man is one who would be an atheist if the king were."
"All places are distant from Heaven alike." -- Burton
"All religions suck..." -- Biafra
"All this and heaven too." -- Henry
"An eye for an eye" only ends up making the whole world blind...
"An honest God is the noblest work of man." -- Ingersoll
"And all these wonders were destroyed to create Lucifer?"
"And I ain't too old to hurry, 'cause I ain't to young to die..."
"Animals... God's first blunder." -- Nietzsche
"At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father." - Sigmund Freud
"At our last meeting I died. It alters the appearance."
"Be kind to all except Non-Christians and Pro-Choicers" -- Bible
"Better an authentic Mammon than a bogus God." -- MacNeice
"Blessed are you among women."
"Blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus."
"Born again? Excuse me for getting it right the first time!"
"But for the grace of God goes I." -- Bradford
"Christianity has made of death a terror." -- Ouida
"Christianity taught that love is worth more than intelligence."
"Crucifixion!" "Yeah, first offense."
"Do you think God lets you plea bargain?" - Calvin
"Do you think there's a heaven where some screams have gone?"
"Even God cannot change the past." -- Agathon
"Ever spent an evening with Iscariot? How depressing..." -- Jesus
"Everyone appreciates compassion".<HH The Dalai Lama>
"Everyone is as God made him, and often a great deal worse."
"Faith which does not doubt is a dead faith." -- Unamuno
"Fear God, and take your own part." -- Borrow
"God created woman to tame man." -- Voltaire
"God heals & the doctor takes the fee." - Poor Richard
"God is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper." -- Fuller
"God is love. But what a mischievous devil Love is." -- Butler
"God is subtle but he is not malicious" - A. Einstein"
"God made the country, and man made the town." -- Cowper
"God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pope
"God the first garden made, and the first city Cain." -- Cowley
"God will pardon me. It is His trade." -- Heine
"GOD" Created Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve...
"God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."
"Gods would resemble the bodies each species possesses."
"Got enough guilt to start my own religion."
"Grace is given of God; knowledge is bought in a market."
"Have nothing to do whatsoever with dying." -- Maugham
"He's gone to join the majority." -- Petronius
"Heaven lies about us in our infancy." -- Wordsworth
"Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends us cooks."
"Help yourself, and Heaven will help you." -- Fontaine
"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up" -- Satan
"Hey, Darwin! Bite me!" -- God
"Hey, Noah! How long can you tread water?" -- God
"His Christianity was muscular." -- Disraeli
"His looks do menace heaven and dare the Gods." -- Marlowe
"Holy water is rusting me." -- Soundgarden
"How often are we to die before we go off this stage?" -- Pope
"How's God?" "Errr, she's black, sir"
"I am a reporter; God exists only for leader-writers."
"I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing." - Fletch
"I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God."
"I could prove God statistically." - george Gallup
"I count religion but a childish toy." -- Marlowe
"I didn't say it. Milton said it. And he was blind." -- Lucifer
"I do not know myself, and God forbids that I should."
"I don't hate religious people; I find them comical." -- Mencken
"I feel sorry for the lions." -- Any Jesuit.
"I guess we can think that God has gone bad." -- Nitzer Ebb
"I killed the Greek piper god," Tom deadpanned.
"I myself, here on Earth, might be God." -- Heine
"I shall not altogether die." -- Horace
"I swear to tell the truth, so help me me." -George Burns, as God
"I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul."
"I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details." -- Heine
"Ideology is history full of myth, but devoid of fact."
"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God..." James 1:5
"If I forget thee, Lord, do not thou forget me." -- Astley
"If you can't help, at least don't hurt others" HH Dalai Lama
"In case of rapture, please grab the wheel."
"In God we trust... all others we voice verify" -- Scherker
"In the Name of The Old Man, The Kid, and The Spook, Amen."
"Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's?"
"It is as absurd to argue men, as to torture them, into belief."
"It is impossible to prove God through any normal means." -- Kant
"It's the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution."
"Jesus Christ!" "This is no time for prayer!"
"Jesus Loves You. I Don't. Get Out Of my Way."
"Jesus save me from your followers"
"Jesus saves; Moses invests; I speculate."
"Jesus was a crackpot." -- Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
"Jesus! With all thy faults I love thee still." -- Butler
"Jesus!" "This is no time for prayer!"
"Just like those miserable Psalms -- they're so depressing!"
"Kill them all! God will know his own!" -- Arnold
"Kindness is my true religion." <The 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet>
"La illah ill'Allah!" There is no god but God!
"Let heaven exist, even though our estate be hell." -- Borges
"Let us trust in God who has always fooled us in the past." - Unknown
"Look, pal... I was nailed to a tree for being a nice guy!" -- Jesus
"Lord give me chastity - but not yet." - Saint Augustine
"Lord, don't let this doofus atheist croak..."
"Man has never been the same since God died." -- Millay
"Man has the one true religion. Several of them!" -- Twain
"May the Gods avert this omen." -- Cicero
"Men would be angels. Angels would be gods." -- Pope
"Miracles do not happen." -- Arnold
"Monotheism is but imperialism in religion." -- Breasted
"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good."
"My folks went to Turin and all I got was this lousy shroud"
"My God," exclaimed the tagline. "I'm in the wrong joke!"
"My mind is not for rent to any God or government."
"My true religion is kindness." <HH The Dalai Lama>
"Nature is but a name for an effect whose cause is God."
"Nietzsche is dead." -- God
"No, Grasshopper! Carry Hibachi by HANDLES!" - Master Po
"Not Angles but angels." -- Pope Gregory the Great
"Nothing is as fatal to religion as indifference." -- Burke
"Of course I'll vouch for him... such a nice Boy!" -- Mrs. God
"Of what I call God and fools call Nature." -- Browning
"Oh come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!"
"Oh death, where is thy sting? Oh grave, where is thy victory?"
"Oh Lord, if there is a Lord, save my soul, if I have a soul."
"OK guys, let me down! I was only kidding!" - Christ, on the cross.
"Okay guys, let me down. I was only kidding." -- Jesus
"Old religious factions are volcanoes burnt out." -- Burke
"One dies only once, and it's for such a long time." -- Moliere
"One must expect a few thunderbolts if one would play with gods."
"One word for any atheists among you: Wrong!" -- God
"Ooops," said God, "I meant a BUD light..."
"Our religion is made so as to wipe out vices." -- Montaigne
"Oy Vey! Terrible craftsmanship on this cross..." Jesus
"Persecution is a bad and indirect way to plant religion."
"Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition..."
"Prove to me that you're divine; change my water into wine!"
"Real are the dreams of Gods." -- Keats
"Religion is a smile on a dog." -- Edie Brickell
"Religion is in the heart, not in the knees." -- Jerrold
"Religion is like a smile on a dog." - Edie Brickell
"Religion is morality touched by emotion." -- Arnold
"Religion is superstition enslaving a philosophy." -- Inge
"Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich."
"Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan... spoiled."
"SECOND COMING (def): When Mom sends Jesus back to take out the trash"
"See in what peace a Christian can die." -- Addison
"Shh! The Christians think they're alone up here." -- God
"Since observed by yours truly, God." -- Anonymous
"Sing on, with hymns uproarious, ye humble and aloof."
"So much wrong could religion induce." -- Lucretius
"So you're saying that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
"Spoken like a true messiah." -- Bachman
"Superstition is the poetry of life." -- Von Goethe
"Superstition is the religion of feeble minds." -- Burke
"That can't be Jesus. He looks like a 7-11 cashier!"
"The above Statement is absolutely True." --God
"The Bible is literature, not dogma." -- Santayana
"The cross has been carried forward on the hilt of the sword."
"The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose." -- Antonio
"The Devil watches all opportunities." -- Congreve
"The Devil's most devilish when respectable." -- Browning
"The fear of God keeps men in obedience." -- Burton
"The glory of God is intelligence." -- Young
"The good shepherd doth call you." (Alma 5:38)
"The hands that help are holier than the lips that pray."
"The idea of Christ is much older than Christianity."
"The Lord loves a hangin', that's why he gave us necks."
"The mad are all in God's keeping." -- Kipling
"The nearer the Church, the farther from God." -- Andrewes
"The universe is one of God's thoughts." -- Schiller
"The will of God is the sancuary of ignorance." - Spinoza
"The world is proof that God is a committee." -- Stokes
"There isn't anyone who doesn't appreciate compassion"<Dalai Lama>
"There may be a heaven. There must be a hell." -- Browning
"There's a little Buddha in all of us" <HH The Dalai Lama>
"They are for religion when in rags and contempt." -- Bunyon
"Thou hast conquered, oh pale Galilean." -- Swinburne
"Though God cannot alter the past, historians can." -- Butler
"To believe only possibilities is not faith, but philosophy."
"We have used the Bible as if it were a constable's handbook."
"We haven't heard the Devil's side. God wrote all the books."
"We've been sitting on the fence for far too long!" -- Kaiphas
"What do I call you? Lucifer? Satan?" -- Joe Malik
"What is a cult? Not enough people to make a minority."
"What men or gods are these?" -- Keats
"What must I do to convince you people?!?" ... "Die."
"What parish priest would not like to be Pope?" -- Voltaire
"When did I say build an amusement park?" - Jesus
"Whom the gods love die young no matter how long they live."
"Whom the gods love die young." -- Byron
"Without books God is silent." -- Bartholin
"Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil."
"Words are men's daughters, but God's sons are things." -- Madden
"Worship is transcendent wonder." -- Carlyle
"You saw God?" "Er, yes...and she's black, sir."
$ In God we trust, all others pay cash.
$665.95 - retail beast price
$717.06 - beast plus 8% GST
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!
'Rejoice in the hope..persevere in prayer.'ROMANS 12:12
(!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by God Himself...
(gya kay haku mason = Tibetan for I don't understand chinese)
+1 Thumping Bible, +3 vs. Jehova's WItnesses.
.666 - caliber of the beast
14 stab wounds, shot 3 times, worst case of suicide ever.
334 - number of the complemented beast
665: Across the street from the Beast and one down.
666,999: The beast and the great whore.
667-6666: The Wrong Number of the Beast
667: Satan's neighbor.
668: The Neighbor Of The Beast
9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses.
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird..Tao of Poo
A Buddist nudist practices yoga bare.
A coward mistakes oppression for peace.
A cult is a religion with no political power.
A cult is any religion without political power.
A devil in a black dress wanders by...
A few random taglines:
A god cannot survive as a memory.
A god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
A halo has only to fall a few centimeters to become a noose.
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off."
A journey of a thousand li starts under one's feet...Lao tzu
A man should live forever, or die trying.
A martyr is a hero who didn't make it.
A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.
A thousand pardons Grasshopper...
A triangle will tell you that God is three-sided.
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Ergo God is Evil.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Just look at God.
Accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior? That'd be really selfish!
According to the Weather Channel, Hell just froze over...
Ack! The Gospel According To Fundamentally Oral Bill.
Adam had the first soda fountain; he made Eve's cherry pop.
Adam to Eve: "Stand back, I dunno how big this thing gets."
Against boredom, even the gods themselves struggle in vain.
Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
Agnosticism: What is this shit?
All gods play with loaded dice.
All human life ends when you take a "dirt nap."
All police killings are in self-defense.
All religions are real for the believer.
All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot.
Altar Ego: A *humongous* church.
Altar Ego: A conceited church.
Always remember you are not God. You can make mistakes.
An atheist has no invisible means of support.
An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces.
Ancient Chinese curse:"May you live in interesting times"
And are you so smug as to think YOU'RE going to Heaven?
And God said, "Do you want fries with that?"
And God said, "E = «mvý - Zeý/r" ...and there *was* light!
And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."
And God said, "Let Chandrasekhar be"... and all had it's limits.
And God said, "Let Einstein be"... and all was relative.
And God said, "Let Heisenberg be"... and all was uncertain.
And God said, "Let Ohm be"... and all resisted thereafter.
And God said, "Let Planck be"... and all was quantified.
And God said, "Let there be cats!" and He was promptly ignored
And God said, "Let there be echomail." On the seventh day he read it.
And God said, "Let there be light", and there was FPL.
And God said, "Let there be light, but make it quick."
And God said, "Let there be Rule 8." And there was Rule 8.
And God said, "Let there be tagline theft." And the words vanished..
And God said, "NO NO, DON'T TOUCH THA..." <Big Bang>
And God said, Let there be 16.8k baud...
And God said: Let there be idiots.
And God said: E = *mv* - Ze*/r ...and there was light!
And Man said: "Let there be God," and there was God!
And on the 8th Day God said, "Murphy, you're in charge."
And on the 8th day he looked into a mirror, and saw God
And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 !
And on the seventh day He took an aspirin.
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
And Satan said to God, "But where will YOU get a lawyer?"
And the Devil said to God, "But where will *you* find a lawyer?"
And the shepherd's two sons were called Baaaasil and Laaambert.
And then Adam said, "What's a headache?"
And then the Nun said "No, give me the banana!"
And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$! did you do that?"
And they sayeth unto Jesus: "How in the hell did you do that?!"
And y'all don't ferget the book burnin' party at the church Satiddy
Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly.
Angels fly 'cause they take themselves lightly.
Annoy a fundi: Ask them about Jim Jones and Adolph Hitler
Annoy a fundi: Ask them about Luke 6:30
Annoy a fundi: Show them GOD$LOVE.GIF today!
Anti, hell! I'm the Uncle-Christ!
Anti-woman, anti-gay, born-again bigots go away!
Any priest or shaman is guilty until proven innocent.
Any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
Anyone can walk on water, just know where the rocks are.
Anything not a constant, is not a commandment from God.
Aquamortis: To continue watering a plant weeks after it has died.
Are you gonna die soon and leave your money to someone?
Arseholes are where God divided by zero.
As Gandhi once said, "Holy Cow!"
As pure as Jim Bakker himself.
As soon as you realize I'm God, we'll get along fine.
As you stroll through life always remember: HELL SUCKS!
Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.
Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tattooing on.
At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father.
At last, I'm organized, he said, and then died.
At the cemetary take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit.
Atheist achieving an orgasm: Oh, random! Oh, chance!
Atheist problem #6: No one to talk to during sex.
Athiest acheiving an orgasm: "Oh, random! Oh, chance!"
Athiest Christmas movie: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
Attila the Nun: a simple girl pledged to a life of brutality.
Bad news mom, I sold my soul to the devil
Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah.
Baptist angels don't dance anywhere.
Baptists don't like to discuss their sex lies.
Baptists don't make love standing up. It's too close to dancing.
Barium............ What you do when C.P.R. fails.
Baseball is in the Bible, too: In the Big Inning...
Be patient... God isn't finished with me yet!
Be really whole and all things will come to you <Lao Tzu>
Beam me up Scotty! The rabbit just died!
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...
Before you see the light, you must die.
Believe in a loving God, infidel, or die!
Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God - 1 John 4:7
Beware of dark rooms ... They might be the morgue.
Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Bible is copyrighted by God.
Biblical computer languages - "Go FORTH and multiply!"
Biblical constipation - "Baalam's ass would not move"
Biblical drugs - Mary Magdalen getting stoned
Biblical Formula 1 Racing - "All of Israel heard the roar of his Triumph"
Biblical laxatives - "Moses took two tablets and went up on the mount"
Biblical motorcycles - "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land"
Biblical of sex - "Jesus was Layed in the tomb"
Biblical race fixing - "Jesus told Lazarus to "come Fourth"
Biblical smoking - "Sarah lit up on a camel"
Bio-Genetix Engineering: Playing God so you don't have to.
Black Holes are what happens when God divides by zero.
Black holes are where God did nothing, in a *big* way!
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
Black holes are where God is dividing by zero.
Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline!
Black holes were created when God divided by zero.
Blessed are the cross-eyed; for they shall see God twice.
Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never come alone.
Book of Mormon: another witness of Jesus Christ and the Word of God.
Born *again*? Your mother didn't do it right the FIRST time?
Born again Christians are such a pain because the second birth was annal.
Born Again Pagan.
Born again. And again. And again.
Born Again? - My goddess got it right the first time.
Born-again Christians are worse the second time round.
Braindead:(n)The mental state of most members of the Catholic church
Braise the Lord! 350 degrees for an hour!
Braise the lord! 325 degrees for an hour! Add veggies
Braise the Lord! 350 degrees for one hour. Add veggies.
Braise the Lord: 325 degrees, 1 hour; add veggies; simmer 'til tender.
Braised be the Lord.
Bring out your dead! <klang>
BTW, does Jesus know you flame?
Buddhism: If shit happens, It realy isn't shit.
Bumper sticker on a hearse: I'd rather be breathing
Busier than a Mormon at a wife swapping party...
But God TOLD me to use a GOTO.
By God, for a moment there it all made sense...
Cain's wife's name was Nodacain. Her mother-in-law was Novacain.
Can a baby be born born again?
Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?
Can God make a rock so big She can't lift it?
Catholic girls...they never confess.
Catholicism: Boy, what a cult. Children are born into it.
Catholicism: If "stuff" happens, you deserve it.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Catholics do it a LOT!
Children come from God. He can't stand the noise either.
Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
Choose heaven for climate; choose Hell for society.
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Christ died for our sins. Let's not disappoint Him!
Christ from the cross: "Peter...I can see your house from here."
Christ is coming...and is he ever pissed!
Christian Science Programming: "Let God Debug It!"
Christianity is not a RELIGION, it is a RELATIONSHIP!
Christianity is not a religion, it's an industry.
Christianity: Please help find the cure.
Christians do it with grace
Christians For Chainguns. All rights reserved.
Christians will please refrain from biting lions!
Christios, the cereal of zealots. They walk on milk!
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Clumsiness is next to godliness...
Coffee flavored cigarettes...kill yourself twice as fast.
Coffin not available. Press F10 to cremate
Come forth Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job.
Come in for a faith lift.
Come to Ch*ch. What is missing?
Condomise before you part the thighs.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Confuciousism: Confucious say, Shit happens.
Conserve Electricity - Support Lethal Injections
Copyright (c) 1993 Knights of Christianity United in Faith.
Cross your legs! We only have three nails.
Crucifixion's a bad way to kill yourself. You can't get that last nail in.
Crucifixion: hanging out in the truest form.
DATACOMMUNTICATION: If God had a hobby, this would be the one!
Davidian candy: Full of nuts and won't come out of the wrapper.
Dead Athiest: All dressed up and nowhere to go!
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
Death is just Gods way of dropping carrier.
Death...God's tagline
DEATH: To stop sinning suddenly.
Death? Life? I never did understand Zen.
Denial of the existance of God IS a religious practice!
Did God doze off before he created the land of Nod?
Did the devil really create the world when God wasn't looking?
Die smiling, life is too important to take seriously.
Dilate: What happens when you live too long.
Din't mean to?! You put your sword right thru his head!
Diode: What happens to people who don't die young.
Diversity is God's way of amusing himself.
Do agnostics engage in idol speculation?
Do agnostics really say, 'Oh, bother' when their planes go down?
Do evangelists do more than lay people?
Do health nuts die of nothing?
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
Do ministers do more than lay people?
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them!
Do not wait for an echo when you drop a rose petal.
Do TV Evangelists do more than lay people?
Do unions picket God for working a six day week?
Do you get repossessed if you don`t pay your exorcist?
Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2.
Do you suppose God believes in solipsism?
Do you think reverse phsychology works with the gods?
Do you think this would be a good time to get religious?
Does "Thou Shalt Not Steal" apply to taglines?
Does GOD grade on the curve?
Does God have reality backed up on tape?
Dog Sees God Damn, it's backwards
Dogs think they're human, but cats think they're gods.
Don't be an Atheist... there aren't enough holidays.
Don't let stress kill you off - let someone help!
Don't make 'em like they used to, thank God
Don't need a new religion, haven't used up the old one.
Don't worry. We're on a mission from God.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Drive no faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Drop that cross once more and You're out of the parade.
Dry as a funeral drum!
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing wha
Dyslexic Agnostics wonder if there really is a doG
Dyslexic atheists don't believe in dog.
Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa! Film at 11:00.
Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa.
Dyslexic Satanist sells soul to Santa.
Dyslexic sells soul to Santa; film at 11.
Easter has been canceled folks. They found the body.
Easter has been cancelled...they found the body.
Easter has been cancled this year; they found the body.
Easter kit on sale now! Comes with 2 boards, 3 nails and a martyr.
Easter kit! Comes Complete! 2 boards, 3 nails and a martyr.
Easy credit, terms available... --satan
Eat healthy, exercise daily, and die young anyway.
Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and die anyway.
Eat properly, get lots of exercise - and die anyway.
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, spirits are about to speak.
Electric chairs are period furniture; they end a sentence.
Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
Elvis A. Presley (Aron or Aaron?) Jesus H. Christ (nobody knows)
Enjoy life! This is not a dress rehearsal.
Equal opportunity heretic.
ERROR loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP?
Eternal Damnation, Come and stay a long while!
Evangelists do more than lay people, sometimes.
Eve - "do you love me, Adam?" | Adam - "Who else?"
Eve was the first carpenter. She made Adam's banana stand.
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
Even the finest teaching is not the Tao itself.
Ever notice the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star?
Every person gets to heaven in their own way.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Everything furthers. I Ching
Everything must Change! Stagnation is Death! - Lao Tzu
Evolution is RELIGIOUS because it can't be proven!
Evolution: God's way of issuing updates
Experience the cleansing power of blasphemy....
Experience the unique cleansing power of blasphemy.
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
Faith is powerful, but only when accompanied by enlightenment.
Faith: Permitting ourselves to be seized by things we don't see.
Famous last words - Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up.
Famous Last Words: "Allah sucks!"
Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
Fidonet just IS. It's a Zen thing :-)
Fidonet just IS. It's a Zen thing :-) <Holly Sullivan>
Find God?!? Why? Is he missing?
Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST!
Find Jesus? I didn't know he was lost. Try under the sofa.
First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
First listen to the sermon, THEN eat the missionary.
First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin
For further information, consult God.
For God's sake, don't let them make any more progress!
For more information, please ask GOD!
For some: know God & know peace/others: no God & no peace
For we have not followed cunningly devised fables 2Pe1:16
For when you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils.
For your penance, say 5 Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam.
Forgive me father for I have syned
Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything.
Free Bible! Just download JOANOF.ARC
Freedom of religion is also freedom FROM religion. . .
Frisbyterian: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof.
From the Church Of Logic, Sin And Love...
Fundamentalism means never having to open one's mind.
Fundamentalism, n.: Fund=give money. Amentalism=without brains.
Fundamentalism: Fund (give cash); amentalism (without brains).
Fundamentalism:(adj.), Fund-(give cash),-amentalism (without brains)
Fundamentalist libraries only need shelf space for one book.
Fundamentalist: One who's mental and wants your funds.
Fundamentalists do it with Christ.
Fundamentalists, fanatics and nuts...oh my!
Fundi logic: Bible says it. Evendence contratdics it. Bible is right.
Fundies and Undies. Neither should air in public.
G.O.D.----- Great Omnipresent Discrepancy
Garbage in, Gospel out.
Gays don't recruit, Christians do!
Get a taste of religion. Bite a preacher.
Get a taste of religion.....bite a nun!
Get thee behind me Satan! You push and I'll steer...
Get thee behind me Satan. I was here first.
Get thee down. Be thou funky.
Get your exercise as a pallbearer for exercising friends.
Glory to the Goddess, by all her names, known and unkown!
Go hence, and sin more creatively next time.
God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.
God and Pete duked it out to decide for who's sake it really is.
God and tyrants will be combined intoCatholic church to save time.
God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them!
God corrected her 1st mistake, by creating Eve.
God created man first because He didn't want any advice.
God created man first, a rough draft, then a masterpiece.